There’s a new restaurant / takeaway place opened up in town, Indian and Nepalese cuisine. We saw it a couple of days ago and a menu was popped through the door today. Quoting verbatim, you may enjoy the following dishes (I checked my spelling four times, anything I write below is verbatim),
- Tender of baby lamb traditional bring spiced from Nepal add fresh garlic & highly flavour coriander.
- Tender of lamb cubs slow heating cooked with fresh herb and spiced.
- Cooked with chef secret spices creating exotic taste on the top boiled eggs.
- Assorted fresh vegetable light spiced herb freshness cooked.
- Charcoal grill salmon tikka tandoori king prawn, prawn cherry tomatoes fresh fenugreek leafs, home made spices, smooth sauce.
- Cooked creamy coconuts nuts very mild dishes
- Plain think curry cooked with fresh green chilli and spices.
I kinda feel sorry for them, I think they rushed the menu out and opened in a hurry but if I was printing their menu, I would have called them up and maybe offered some advice.
This still has me laughing,
A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail.
At the end of his shift, the inmate climbed into a cardboard box and was taken out of prison by express courier. His whereabouts are still unknown.