So I’m at work (at 8am) and I’m having a bacon cob.
I’m nervous about a pretty big change I’m working on today, needed to be in early to prep, and decided I’d treat myself to one (or probably two) bacon cob(s), rather than rushing to make breakfast at home.
Of course, I ended up being awake from 4:45am anyway due to Bubbles and then not being able to get back to sleep (due to above nerves). But by then it was too late, I was set on a bacon cob.