And I need it to end as soon as possible. Or at least, I need it to get to 4:30pm as soon as possible.

What I need is a little device that compresses the hours between 8:30am and 4:30pm, and then expands the time between 4:30pm and 8:30am. It wouldn’t be cheating that badly, I mean it’s not like I’d be travelling through time or anything crazy. I just need to bend time a little bit.